When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole
by Standstiff November 03, 2021
Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.
by CatDog122 March 12, 2017
The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.
by Taylor The Tool September 20, 2006
it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.
while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.
while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.
by mississippi g-dog March 26, 2010
by oumakinnie November 22, 2018
When your at the beach and you nut in your chicks eye she turns around to only see a crab and then you shuv it up her pussy wait till there is many pinches in the pussy canal and then stick your long ass dick in the recently disturbed pussy.
by PUSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY May 20, 2016
1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style
Ex.
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
by BSP March 11, 2003