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Tuesday

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.
Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday
by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023
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Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).
Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!
by Cmadddz January 11, 2022
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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Tony Tuesday

"It's Tony Tuesday motherfucker fuck, Pizza and chicken wings fuck baby fuck".
by tonytuesday May 19, 2024
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Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
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Yo-Chi Tuesday

A compulsory day in which the fellas hit up their local Yo-Chi every Tuesday unless serious commitments prevent them from doing so
What day is it today? Yo-chi Tuesday!
by PinkAlpaca23 April 11, 2022
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Tuesday, April 11 2023

National only stanky ahh b!tches hate on wiggles day
“Wiggles ur annoying asf & act like a pick me.” An example that a stanky ahh b!tch would say on Tuesday, April 11 2023
by Flabbyab April 11, 2023
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