When you do something that, in the moment, you think is great, but you later realize that it was a horrible idea.
You - Remember that bitch we were talking about a couple weeks ago?
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...
Friend - Yeah, why?
You - Well, I got drunk and thought it was a good idea to ask her out...
Friend - You're screwed.
You - Yep... I just shit the bed...
by Diane O. Saure October 24, 2013
by Ashers September 04, 2003
A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.
Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.
Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.
Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!
Ooh, that's hot! How was it?
Good man, but It smells like shit now.
Ooh, that's hot! How was it?
Good man, but It smells like shit now.
by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 19, 2022
The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.
There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.
It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.
It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.
by .......get it? January 02, 2017
A large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful Steve Zaragoza.
Frat Guy 1: "hey dude, I'm taking this girl up to your room man"
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.
by TenseRainbow March 01, 2016
Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)
Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!
Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!
Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!
by chefjim November 05, 2008
by Axxerano October 18, 2014