brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.

Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.

by Blossomtea August 6, 2020

I never lied

And the people come into the gas station you are trying to imprison me in to tell me that they know...

Hym "I never lied. You stole. You lied and are lying. What you are doing as incest cultists is deciding internally what is fact and fiction (a priori) and then promoting 'the opposite of what you don't want be true' explicitly and if DOING THAT gets a all killed... That's GOOD because the bible says that Armageddon is SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

never diss the wang

phrase uttered many a times by a legendary man of the name kai; meaning remains unclear

I told you, never diss the wang.

by johnhall123 May 22, 2023

I Will Never Describe An Individual

I Will Never Describe An Individual

I Will Never Describe An Individual

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

never punch

Never punch- a punch so powerful it ends the total existence of the person being hit.

After being hit with a never punch the bully was erased from the school yearbook.

by Batreast1 July 7, 2017

How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025