ur mom

two words that can answer any questions.

joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!

by Cami!!! September 16, 2006

mom bitch

When a girl tells u what to do, ex: give me a cigarette, clean ur room, Were stayin home tonight.
She is very bossy. You have to learn to stay away from them, or kill every last one of them

Rosie: Hey guys u better sing happy birthday or ill kick ur ass and im not drunk.
Djay MPN: God that rosie is a "Mom bitch"

by DjMPN August 21, 2006

Mom Belly

n. The uncontrollable swelling mid-section of aging mothers. The legs usually remain in the same proportion to the mother's teenage figure, just the stomach seems to expand. Most commonly seen in women thirty and older.

Besides the mom belly, your mother is pretty smokin'.

by Carolina Noir January 16, 2008

suburban mom

A basic white girl with 2-3 kids, lives in a 3-4 bedroom home that she bought when she was young, and is married to a whipped white male. She typically likes arts and crafts and has an etsy business or does real estate on the side. Surrounds herself with other moms or people that like to talk about her kids. Drives a minivan or SUV that's a "unique" color like blue or green. Eats a lot of sushi and says things like "I can't even" and "but... why?"

Did you hear Suzanna is having a tupperware party? She's such a suburban mom.

by CorbinDawg August 8, 2017

your mom

a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.

your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!

by texas August 4, 2003

bonus mom

A Bonus Mom is a woman who helps her boyfriend or husband co-parent his children from another mama. Bonus Moms wipe butts, read bedtime stories, pull splinters out of tiny fingers, cook, go to Little League games, endure minigolf, craft, and do all the other things that birth moms do during their time with the kids. Generally bonus moms have a cordial relationship with the birth mom and joins in at birthday parties and big events. Bonus moms and the corresponding birth moms approach co-parenting from the belief that a kids can't have too many people who love them in their lives.

"I feel fortunate that my ex chose someone who has welcomed my kids into her life. I feel relief that my kids want to spend time with her. I feel lucky that there is another person who loves my kids and wants to be a part of their lives everyday, and especially, on Mother’s Day. Because there could never be too many people loving my kids. Bonus mom. How lucky. For all of us." (via motherinchief)

by zmus August 3, 2011

Craig's Mom

A 'Dumpster Bitch' who wants to and will suck your dick for 5$ behind any 7-11 in the USA. However, it may take her a few minutes to come, for she must travel through her underground network of sewer tunnels so she can pop up out of the trash can. To signal her snap your finger four times behind the store's trash can and stick your left hand down your shorts. Do not look into her eyes as she well eat your soul and shit it out her vag. Her most frequent customer is JT.

Damn Craig's mom has the best BJ's

by randomnameofepic December 20, 2010