cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

ming po

A Asian male that is blessed with a rather large package that puts most other males to shame.

Johnny is a real Ming Po.

by Chief wiggum May 22, 2016

Minge miner

Someone that gets a lot of sex.

I got laid again, just last night!
Aahh mate! You're such a minge miner bro!

by Minge miner May 17, 2016

Ho Ming

An Asian who strongly believes he is a gangster, will often find him roaming the streets with a bb-gun in hand.

Man Ho ming you so gangster

by Arealboy September 9, 2016

minge lock

The taking of a large woman for fingering at short notice.

Toby had that big grey haired unit in a minge lock.

by tobyunedog August 16, 2016

Minge Pit

A group of hot girls.

Tom: Yo Matt did you enjoy getting pushed into that minge pit yesterday?
Matt: Yeah minge pits are pretty cool

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017