Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”

David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”

by Clitty January 27, 2020

magic-miking

When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).

John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes

by PLAyer.4nomyNOUS May 12, 2020

The magic sauce

When you mix cum, piss and shit together so it has saucy vibe.

Man can you pass me the magic sauce ;)

by SexyHunk27 May 28, 2020

magic donkey

A ride unlike any other, a ride on a dad bod

She was super wet from riding his magic donkey

by MagicDonkey June 1, 2020

Magical Midgets

Midgets that can cast magical spells and cause everyday coincidences. They hide behind vending machines and newsstands.

There's some magical midgets behind the newsstand!

by Auggy-poo July 30, 2011

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023

Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023