by bad biddie lane March 16, 2021
Get the lane mug.This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them
by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021
Get the Lane Jockey mug.A great person, although sometimes she has a hard time communicating her feelings. She's funny, and can fit with whatever kind of friend, as long as they aren't mean. She's always there for you and will defend you no matter what, She sometimes feels sad or lonely, and that's when she'll talk to you. She chooses her friends wisely, and never chooses one for looks or gender. She's an amazing person, but some might not be able to see that. If your friend is Lane, Make sure to keep her by you, and never betray her.
by IC1EnN April 16, 2021
Get the Lane mug.This tall,down right sexy big grinned brown eyed Lane is a BIG Country boy. Mudding, Fishing, Camping, Working on his deer lease and hanging with his buddies.
Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.
But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.
Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.
Goes by the nickname name of Clark Kent or John wayne. Proud owner of a big dick
Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.
But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.
Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.
Goes by the nickname name of Clark Kent or John wayne. Proud owner of a big dick
Lane sure has a huge cock, Ol Chris is sure lucky to have superman as a brother, be a shame to have two midgets in the family.
by unknownuser1776 April 22, 2021
Get the Lane mug.by Dr Dre' May 29, 2021
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by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024
Get the Lane Splitting mug.A chronically unaware driver who sets up shop in the left lane of any major Florida highway, treating it less like a passing lane and more like a reserved cruise control runway. Left Lane Larry doesn’t discriminate—he might be a local with a “Salt Life” decal and a sunburned arm out the window, or a snowbird tourist in a rented Altima with both hands on the wheel and a wide-brimmed hat still on indoors.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Larry isn’t actively malicious—just militantly oblivious. He ignores flashing lights, honking horns, and the visible rage boiling in his rearview mirror. But try to pass him, and suddenly he becomes offended. He’ll match your speed just enough to box you in, like it’s a personal insult that you dared attempt efficiency.
He’s the kind of guy who would quote the speed limit like scripture while doing 63 in a 70 and holding back a convoy of 17 vehicles. The moment you go around, he speeds up—not to pass anyone, just to punish you for trying.
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Common Traits:
Drives a base-model vehicle: Camry, Impala, Altima, or a beige Buick with zero visible dents (but plenty of emotional ones)
Has a college parking decal that expired in 2013
Uses cruise control as a personality trait
Turn signal is optional (and usually left on for several counties)
May sport bumper stickers like:
“I brake for butterflies”
“My other car is a prayer”
Or ironically: “Keep Right Except to Pass”
Windows always up. Volume always low. Seat leaned forward like he's landing a plane.
Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
Left Lane Larry: I was doing the speed limit.
Cop: In the passing lane. For 14 exits. With no one in front of you.
Left Lane Larry: I was setting the pace.
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
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