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Killer K is an amazingly athletic and hot breed of man. He is untouchable by most and currently power owns the town of Norwell, Mass. His wraith is felt by all that aproach him.
Killer K had 3 chicks in the same night, then kicked 5 body builders' asses
by anonymous admirer February 28, 2005
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cum killers

A girl or group of semi-nasty thick thighed girls who "cock block" a mans seed sharing attempt with their hot friend.
A Guy named "Guy" has made successful moves on a hottie named Brenda at a local bar. He heads over as last call was announced to take her back to his place for some "Dipping Fun" and out of nowhere Brendas friend approaches

Hot Chicks friend "Kerri Kankles" - Brenda ummm my socks keep falling down and I'm embarrassed can you take me home?

Hot Chicks friend 2 "Yeah Brenda ummmm we"re kinda hungry too can we stop by and get 15 krystal burgers on the way home?

Brenda being the faithful friend tells Guy that tonight is not a good not.

Guy turns to his friends..."That my friends are a couple of cum killers"
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
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cracka killers

A group of people who hate whites and would like to see them all die. They themselves are really just a bunch of dumb, non-white teens who think they're tough. In fact they can't kill anybody and the most lethal weapon they have is a BB gun.
Look at that dumb Nepalese kid over there, who is in cracka killers. He makes fun of whites, but he's just a wimp. Someday, people will jump him and all he'll have to defend himself with is a BB gun.
by SingingMime May 23, 2006
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killed your shit

A word used to assist the deflation of one's ego.
Timmy: Benny.. I really want to tap Poogie's ass.

Benny: That's wrong.

Poogie: UHM FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU'RE NOT TAPPING ANYTHING!
Benny: Damn, Bro. She killed your shit.
by the unknown astronomer September 3, 2010
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baby killers

what the racist paramilitary watt calls all irishmen
the watt called all irishmen baby killers but because he was a OUSA rep no action was taken against his bigoted, racist views.
by watt is a racist June 23, 2004
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killer cupcakes

Killer Cupcakes

Coated in a fine layer of pink, blue or green, several thousand mighty beasts are on the loose, searching for fresh, juicy meat. Merking in the darkness these terrifying creatures could pounce upon you, or your loved-ones at any time.

The bakery on Pudding Lane, owned by Mrs Julie Atkinson, has brought this burden upon us. Julie is currently being held captive by the creatures whilst her husband, George, is in intensive-care after an attack. Obviously, we have many theories upon how these events came about but we cannot be completely sure until we have questioned the couple.

The creatures seem to be cupcakes injected with some sort of disease which brings them to life. They are extremely intelligent and powerful in large numbers. They were last spotted thirty minutes after an incident creating murderous muffins! If these terrorsum-twosum come together, it may become a worldwide massacre.

Killer Cupcakes have attacked many including: Bruno the dog, Bubbles the goldfish, George Atkinson and many more. The attacks seem to be extremely fatal to animals. Last week a report came in that the cupcakes had attacked Jimbo, Mr Gozlings beloved tiger. They had somehow managed to strap him down, starve him for five weeks, then torment him with themselves as food.

Dr. Jones, who graduated from Cambridge University some twelve years ago gave us this exclusive theory upon the beasts; “It seems quite suspicious that the cupcakes only attack fat people. They seem to strap them down using magic powers and then begin to starve the victim thin whilst tormenting the victim with themselves. After realising this, I began to think, if I was a cupcake why would I want to do this? I tried for weeks and couldn't find the answer. So, I went undercover as a cupcake and found out what was so bad... The cupcakes are obviously mad that they are been guzzled down by fat people! They seem to have taken offence to these sorts of people. In conclusion to my theory I would say if your thin, your safe. If your fat, diet or die!”

When we received Dr. Jones' theory we began to fear for the nations safety. So take this warning, all fat people must diet! Now! Or they are going to get tormented to death, literally. We cannot evacuate all fat people as we do not have enough space. There is nothing we can do to save you. Your choice diet, or die!

Used By Most scene and emo kids these days!! x
by LawRahhhSaurr!! March 15, 2008
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The Killers

The Killers are an Indie Rock, Alternative Rock band that based in Las Vegas, Nevada. They are very talented. And they formed in 2001. Their first album (2003) "Hot Fuss" took the world by a storm, especially with the song "Mr. Brightside", "Somebody Told Me", and "Smile Like you Mean it". In 2006, they returned with another kick-ass album, "Sam's Town". In 2008, they continued with another album "Day & Age". And in 2011 they created, yet again another album "Battle Born". All albums are fantastic, and bring back a bit of 80's rock. Unlike most artists, The Killers actually write their OWN songs. The Killers continue to make more albums, and do great work. Most people would consider The Killers "Unoriginal shit from MTV." But, let me reassure you The Killers are amazing. They bring back the good ol' rock we all love, instead of that crappy pop stuff that people call "music". Also, most of The Killers song's have an inner meaning to them, mostly things that have happened to the band members in the past. This band is amazing, and hopefully they'll keep making new songs and albums!
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of The Killers?

Person 2: Oh yeah, they're great!

Person 1: Yeah no kidding! Miss Atomic Bomb is a great song!

Person 2: Yeah! I can't believe that some people actually think their music sucks.

Person 3: OMG! ONE DIRECTION! OMG, WHATS THE KILLERS?!

Person 2: *Face palm*

Person 1: THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
by LimeWire_Must_Taste_Good. March 28, 2013
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