Jonas

He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!

Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!

Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.

by bestfriendofajonaslover January 10, 2018

Jona

Why even?

Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS

by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020

Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

Fat slob

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours

by bernardgamer October 4, 2022

De Jonas

De definitie voor een persoon die een barfie legt na een zware nacht.

Hij gaat over zijn zuiger, hij is de Jonas

by Hurb1 April 26, 2023

Jonas

The most stubborn and ignorant person to ever be seen by mankind.

"WTF Jonas, you are so egoistic."

by decayed___ April 16, 2022

Jona

Jona is a crazy Aries girl

WTF is Jona doing she's CRAZY boyyyy

by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021