Mechanic Jeff

An unscrupulous mechanic who will quote 5 hours of labor to do a 10 minute job, says ASE certifications are for pussies, and will threaten to choke a customer out if they don't mind their Ps and Qs. Has been known to pillage vehicles for loose change.

"After Mechanic Jeff did an oil change on my Oldsmobile, I found a cigarette butt on my kid's carseat and asked why it smelled like smoke in there. He said he'd check my oil if I didn't take the base out my voice."

Mechanic Jeff by Humkay April 2, 2021

Little bitch Jeff

The act of purposely wasting/spilling alcohol that someone else paid for because you didn’t feel like drinking anymore.

“Hey Mouse, you better not Little bitch Jeff that Four Loko we bought for you earlier.”

“I paid for this Gin so I can Little bitch Jeff it if I want.”

Little bitch Jeff by FtheGreat69 February 5, 2020

Justice For Jeff 

‘A very important cause to help stop the neglect of a frankly stupid yet innocent and loveable demon named Jeff, Jeff has our whole hearts in his journey to justice’

A: Man Jeff for injured again, while at work

B: Justice for Jeff man!

Justice For Jeff by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 15, 2021

mr. jeff

A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.

People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.

mr. jeff by Jemilla July 19, 2017

Jettering Jeff 

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

Jettering Jeff by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

dosa jeff

a noob in roblox

ahhh help a dosa jeff we better go home and lock the doors

dosa jeff by waZza noogie May 20, 2020

National Jeff Day 

National Jeff Day, July 28th

Mark yer calendarz

Ayee It's National Jeff Day! July 28th

National Jeff Day by Jeff is god August 18, 2021