Hand Of Concern

The action of putting your hand outstretched onto a friends shoulder in a patronising way when they embarass themselves or generally get owned, humiliated or say something silly.
Person 1: I can't beleive I spilt my drink all over me :(
Person 2: *puts hand on shoulder* hand of concern :)
by Eliot'z April 25, 2009
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rough hand

to do something quickly without paying much attention to detail
question:Conrad did you do your homework?
answer: No i'm just gonna rough hand it tonight.
by matthewFight October 10, 2009
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Hand Puppet

Someone who enjoys the act of being on the receiving end of fist fucking.
by Lexr December 03, 2003
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Man hands

A girl who has very masculine hands, preferably way too tall in the hand region
Oh my gosh, she shoved her man hands down his throat.
by manhandeater December 17, 2010
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Monkey Hands

To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.
Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!
by Israel (Roberto Gonzalez) July 31, 2005
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road hand

When you give your boyfriend a handjob while he's driving.
Ted was depressed and horny so Mina gave him road hand while driving to cheer him up.
by Seymour Birkhoff December 14, 2011
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get hands on

A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them

B: get/lay your hands on something

to succeed in obtaining something

C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody

1. to work with someone

2. to punish someone severel

D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something

to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!

B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.

C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,” said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV

2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!

D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
by Eng--Mah April 09, 2010
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