Slap bank

A fantasy saved in a gentleman's mind for future use when masturbating.

One girlfriend to another girlfriend on girls' night out:
"God, I love your tits!! They are so big and amazing!! They are totally saved in all of the husbands' slap banks."

by honeydewforever December 20, 2017

Piggy bank

Noun. It’s how cops save their money. The pig part being the cop.

How do cops save their money? They use a piggy bank. The pig part being the cop.

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

bank manager

A clerk, usually dressed in smart clothing. They can be found in an office drinking tea and watching YouTube and often pretend they are hard at work. They attempt to come and go whenever they like and usually tell another member of staff to deal with a customer who is requiring some help and advice.

Most bank managers work Monday to Friday, 9:00am - 5:00pm in England, however most people know that they are not actually working, just playing on a computer.

Look! Did you see that guy in the uniform? He's totally a bank manager because he ignored me when I asked him why my credit card was being declined.

by Mc Noggin May 21, 2018

Banking slutters

A phrase that your Norwegian friend for e.g 𝓓𝓾𝓼𝓽𝔂🌸 used as a grammar mistake but your friend e.g Mycah found it funny because slutters sounds like sluts lol.

Det ringer inn og banking slutters. «Det er trygt nå» hvisker jeg til meg selv for å roe meg ned. Jeg åpner døra. Jeg skulle gå til klasserommet men jeg stoppet opp etter å ha gått bare en halv meter fra doen. Noen er bak meg. Jeg snur meg sakte og gruer meg til hvem jeg kommer til å se. Det er han. Jeg prøver å løpe til klasserommet for å få hjelp, men det er for sent. Han tar tak i meg og slo meg ut. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var våken til å si unnskyld til han. Jeg ville byttet plass med henne om jeg kunne. Jeg ville ha dødd for at hun skulle komme tilbake. Jeg skulle adri ha drept lillesøsteren hans.

by hanasong December 3, 2022

zoo banked

fucked up; high as fuck

nigga you zoo banked

yo me an my niggas finnin get zoo banked.

by da weed man August 13, 2011

Bank robber

When you take your ballsack and stretch it out on someone's face like a ski mask

Last night Anderson made me a bank robber

by LAZY DAVE November 27, 2017

M.O.M. bank

It's an acronym for "Made Of Money." Usually refers to an adult child/teenager who has to go to his/her mother/parent and "borrow" money to make ends meet. The non-literal definition is a girlfriend or female spouse, etc.

I have to go to the M.O.M. bank because it's the end of the month and I have no money.

I need to go to the MOM because I am broke.

by RunL November 20, 2011