Wet Skin

A condition you may come across called Wet Skin is caused after your skin comes in contact with a steaming hot paste called cum. So, if your stepbrother points out your Wet Skin after a hookup with your boss, you better be ready for him to ask if he can join next time.

“Yeah, my stepbrother found my wet skin and wants to know who donated.”
“Moist.”

by warmwater November 18, 2021

skin tab

The process of separating the tab from a pop can and giving it to someone you like, which they can redeem at any time for sexual favors.

Hey Dave, Susan just cashed in her Skin tab, i wont be able to make it to practice tonight.

by Matric82 January 7, 2019

Skin the room

When you look around the room imagining people naked.

Hold on, Bro! Let me skin the room for a hottie!

by Brocifer99 March 4, 2018

Tall Skin

A type of slur used against humans over 6 feet in height. Regularly used by those who are jealous/envious of tall people i.e. people friendzoned as a result of their lacking in height.

Person A: oi look at that fuckin' tall skin over there!
Person B: what a piece of shit, thinking they're all high and mighty.
Person A: YO TALL SKIN, I BET YOU PLAY BASKETBALL YOU FUCKIN' FREAK!!
Person B: yeah you little bitch, how's the weather up there huh?

by tableslayer December 8, 2018

skinning dessert

to masturbate. similar to when skinning dessert, masturbation requires kream.

ex:man dont fornicate just skinn your dessert

ex: my boyfriend cought me skinning my dessert

Ex; eww he was skinning dessert on the bus today

by the skinner April 4, 2010

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Skin Knees

A British cunt bucket who skinned is knees in kickball like a fucking retard.

Skin knees is overweight.

by Skin knees April 11, 2022