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Lime Xbox Controller

An Xbox controller that is the color Lime
I have a Lime Xbox Controller!
Shut the fuck up kid.
by Haxlv April 29, 2022
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Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
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property tax control

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.
by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022
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Control Panel

Control panel is shortened to CP, which is re-expanded into child porn.
"Yea, I have a shit ton of control panel on my computer dude. probably like 12gb." "Holy shit man, how old? are you selling?"
by Deconentrated September 22, 2022
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controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
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Quality Control

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.
Man, kids do not have quality control!
by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022
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Ultra job controlled

When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work

Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Adrianne Amanda December 11, 2021
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