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Homework

Half
Of

My
Effort
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Random
Knowledge
DAUGHTER: Hey mom!
MOM: Hi sweetie!
DAUGHTER: Mom do you know the meaning of homework?
MOM: No?
DAUGHTER: Half Of My Effort Wasted On Random Knowledge
MOM: Oh I'm so sorry! I'll tell your teacher not to give you any homework.
DAUGHTER: Thanks Mom! *sinister laugh*
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Homework

there is no point of homework what is the point of it its a waste of paper
homework is something that deserves to be toilet paper
by nanyabusnus May 5, 2020
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Homework Derby

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)
People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.
by Svifias March 10, 2019
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Homework

It's a torture device that teachers use on you because 7 FUCKING HOURS OF SCHOOL isn't enough. YOU GET HOME AT 3:30 AND NOW YOU ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS LEFT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE THAN LEARN, RIGHT? HAHA SIKE YOU HAVE TO DO 175 PAGES OF HOMEWORK FOR 4 HOURS!!! Homework can be a simple math worksheet, to MAKING A FUCKING IPHONE! So moral of the story is watch memes and tell your teacher that your dog ate your homework, and if that doesn't work pull out your nerf gun.
Mom: *Wakes up to go get a snack at 4AM* What the heck are you doing up at 4AM???
Kid: IM DOING MY HOMEWORK BECAUSE 7 HOURS OF SCHOOK ISNT ENOUGH SO IVE BEEN DOING MY HOMEWORK SINCE I GOT HOME!
by OOGA BOOGA BISHHHH November 4, 2018
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Homework

It's the thing that teachers give you just to fuck with you, that's it
I burned my homework, and that absolute softie of a teacher called the police on me
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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Homework

A type of work performed at home that you will receive pay when completed. This can include a video game, if you are doing work in a game and it gives in game currency then that would be homework.
"I just did a lot of homework. It may have been in a game but it was homework, look I got coins!"
by I'm literally done June 11, 2020
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Homework

Half
Of
My
Energy

Wasted

On
Random
Knowledge
Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022
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