Canada's History 

A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus

"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."

Canada's History by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual position involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup

Canada's History I gave her the old Canada's History 3 times last night.

Canada's History by patty iced February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A rare, depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.

Canada's History by BoroJojo February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is putting it all in.

Canada's History by LogicXX February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers

Dude, I totally gave your mom Canada's history last night.

Canada's history by J_Sierra February 9, 2010

Canada's History 

Eating the beaver.

I chowed down on Canada's history last night.

Canada's History by ipodaddict75 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.

We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.

Canada's History by StevenFan February 4, 2010