Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only

Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."

by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011

casino hipster

A notch above pretentious elitism on the hipster scale. These are the types of people that walk through casinos just to admire the atmosphere, not to gamble.

person 1: I went to the MGM Grand last night, it was pretty amazing!

person 2: O really? Did you win anything?

person 1: Win anything? ha ha ha ha! Why would I go to a casino other than to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of all the lights and sounds?! You must be mad!

person 2: You're a casino hipster, man!

by sydstorm October 23, 2011

hipster mouth

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".

"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."

by hqrsie November 11, 2011

gun hipster

Those who (in real life or in a video game) dislike to use weapons that are popular/mainstream solely because they are popular/mainstream.

Guy 1: Duuuude didja get Call of Duty: Black Ops?!
Guy 2: Yeahh man it's sickkk!! My favorite gun is the AK-74u!!
Guy 1: Ew..you noob. I use the Uzi. The AK-74u is soooo overused.
Guy 2: You're a fucking gun hipster, man.

by porangular December 5, 2010

Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011

northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.

Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.

by manroy August 19, 2012

Hipster Moment

The moment you have when you liked something before it was mainstream, but you're not a hipster.

I had a hipster moment when my freinds were talking about the Hunger Games and I had read it before it was being made into a movie.

by The Epic Person With A Face June 15, 2012