When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y
- J.T.
- J.T.
by Johnny IV April 21, 2020
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**requires a "little person" (midget)
The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
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While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”
by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021
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by baileystrum July 18, 2021
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Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
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