grand slampion

An honorary title earned by eating four Denny's Grand Slam Breakfasts in one day.

After eating his fourth Grand Slam Breakfast that day, Eddie became a Grand Slampion.

by Big Dave 17 October 1, 2019

Grand Master Bitch Nigga

A bitch nigga so adept in his ways that he’s given a “grand master” title.

My brother, Matt, is a grand master bitch nigga because even bitch niggas don”t mess with him.

by Aerospace12 October 15, 2020

Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012

great grandbrother

When your brother marries your great grandma

Here's an example: DON'T FUCKING DO IT. The Great Grandbrother is a disgusting thing.

by Jimmy JuJu November 17, 2017

The Grand Crossing

A game where you try to cross the border, but then a FUCKING CADET random FUCKING KILLS YOU and doesnt get arrested because the MP was AFK.

The Grand Crossing is a place where cadets FUCKING RK

by RANDOM KILLING CADETS June 28, 2018

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.

Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.

by Doornobs October 16, 2020

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009