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Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion
1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!
by EddyB February 7, 2005
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goose

an individual (usually male), that is kept around solely for the free material goods or services they can provide another individual without any form of just compensation.
i.e. pussy, genuine emotion, reciprocal behaviour
He know she ain't never givin him no ass, but he still buys her lunch evryday. That nigga is a goose.

Don't be a goose nigga, let that bitch buy her own drink.

You, is a goose.
by akiralives July 30, 2006
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Goose

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".
by Natural K September 8, 2009
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goose

I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape
by truth hurts May 16, 2003
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Goosed

A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.
"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"
by Reynoldswrap26 June 20, 2016
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Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.
"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."
by pagemeister May 3, 2008
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Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort
Yo, your such a goose.
by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009
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