goose

Word used to describe feeling when someone asks you to do something tiresome like retrieving the TV remote from upstairs or going to take the garbage out.
An insult to someone dumb or ditsy.
A featherd bird that waddles, honks, and tastes delicious.

"I really can't be goosed to be honest"
"You are such a goose/ you big goose!"
"The goose pecked me"

by matty July 30, 2004

Goose

1. A feathered, winged creature that is often found at ponds or lakes
2. A member of the opposite sex (usually female) who is obsessed with a member of their opposite sex, but with little chance of ever having a relationship with them
3. A member of a relationship who is overly clingy to their other half, to the point of becoming frustrating for the object of their devotion

1. "Watch out for the goose in the road!"
2. "That girl is a total goose"
3. My girlfriend can be such a goose!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

Goose

To take another females money.

If you took a females money, you would say "I just goosed her".

by Natural K September 8, 2009

goose

insecure geek

I have like finnaly managed to hook up with a female now i know every one wants to get into her pants especially all those guys that like talk to her they are just asking to be flamed on technoskape

by truth hurts May 16, 2003

Goosed

A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.

"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"

by Reynoldswrap26 June 20, 2016

Goose

Verb; "to goose". Basically it's when you do a rape, its called "goosing".

Named after Goose, who pioneered the art of goosing by combining the activities of suprise sex and having a silly name.

"Shit dude! That girls covered in blood!"

"Probably been goosed"

"But her leg is broken!"

"Yep..."

by pagemeister May 3, 2008

Goose

the worst insult possible with the least effort

Yo, your such a goose.

by dingdonghello2 November 2, 2009