Ciudad Real

City in Spain, usually known for being the city where Jordi el Nino Polla was born, is the best city to live in Spain due to its tranquility and conection to Madrid.

Ciudad Real enamora.

by YoungWildBoar February 11, 2020

Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

The Real Adam

Overall a pretty cool guy. The Real Adam is Adam is funny confident, loud, a high achiever, boring and quirky. He’s super friendly and approachable and is often mistaken for a teddy bear dues to his beard. He is also true to himself, creative and kind natured. He is a lad, a quirky legend and an overall good bloke on the whole. Modest, considerate of others and not pushy, but can allow people to push him around. He is your friendly neighbourhood nerd.

The Real Adam, That person's name is Adam.

by Not The Real Taylosaurus August 30, 2018

Real Temptation

The irresistible urge to consume Munchee ChocShock

Have you tried Munchee ChocShock? It is THE definition of a Real Temptation.

by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023

Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.

The Real Paprika is watching us kids!

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020