Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.

I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.

by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025

joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.

You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!

by LiveNowDieLater July 19, 2022