Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death

Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man

by daemon. June 21, 2023

Vape Flu

Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.

Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu

by liamEXISTS February 19, 2023

clem flu

A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida

John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”

Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”

by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023

Sunday morning flu

Waking up hungover due to drinking and staying up late the night before. Usually but not always includes the symptom of vomiting.

Should I call into work sick or not? I have the Sunday morning flu.

by foodboy96 October 28, 2023

kun flu

An insult ig?
Someone called me a muslim kun flu :(

"FUCK YOU MUSLIM KUN FLU!"

by Stupidbiaaaatchhhhh November 19, 2023

Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.

Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .

by Bwc21 December 19, 2023

Porp Flu

The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.

Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.

by YOU!!!!!!!!!! December 20, 2023