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emotional whiplash

The emotional breakdown that you experience as you never hear your parents saying "Good job" as they blatantly believe in the quote from the 2014 movie Whiplash saying "There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'."
After years of chasing approval and never getting a 'Good job,' I finally hit a wall—talk about Emotional Whiplash!
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Emotional Mulligan

When an emotional season ticket holder pisses you off, you immediately forgive them due to the emotional equity they have built up with you and how important they are to you.
BB: Man, I can't believe you dry snitched on me like that at your White Collar Sleepover 2 weeks ago.

TY: Sorry G, my mad.

BB: Ya, you get an emotional mulligan, we all make mistakes. You have been White Collar Shot Blocking for me for years. Let's go get some shawarma, on me.
by Mike109999 September 23, 2025
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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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Emotional Strangulation

(noun)

The intense feeling of being overwhelmed, suffocated, or mentally “choked out” by someone else’s emotions, actions, or demands — to the point where you can’t think straight or breathe emotionally. It’s when another person’s pressure, manipulation, or emotional dumping wraps around your mind like a vice and leaves you frozen, drained, or powerless.

Used when:

Someone pushes their feelings, guilt, expectations, or drama onto you so hard that you feel mentally constricted — like your emotional airway just got cut off.
Examples:

“Bro, every time she starts guilt-tripping me, I get serious emotional strangulation.”

“It’s not the argument — it’s how he twists everything until I can’t even breathe emotionally, its like he is emotionally strangling me!”

“Parents who dump their stress onto their kids don’t realise the emotional strangulation they cause.”
by jrx007 December 4, 2025
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