The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
by Camper5872 June 5, 2009
Get the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punchmug. When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
Get the one eyed, one legged piratemug. by Jabokiebean May 31, 2005
Get the pie jesu domine, dona eis requiemmug. Latin, from the Mass for the Dead. Conventionally translated as "Pious Lord Jesus, grant them rest." Can also be translated as "Good Lord, give them a break!"
by sidhe3141 March 8, 2021
Get the pie jesu domine, dona eis requiemmug. by Loren999 November 29, 2009
Get the Dick, the one eyed wonder stickmug. by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005
Get the one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneckmug. penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
by greenradioactive March 2, 2009
Get the one eyed chineese milk dragonmug.