The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
by Camper5872 June 06, 2009
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
by Jabokiebean May 27, 2005
Latin, from the Mass for the Dead. Conventionally translated as "Pious Lord Jesus, grant them rest." Can also be translated as "Good Lord, give them a break!"
Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem sempiternam
by sidhe3141 March 08, 2021
by Loren999 November 29, 2009
by sonni hopkins August 16, 2005
penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
by greenradioactive March 03, 2009