" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"
by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017
An aggressive snatch.
by Patientpants July 06, 2017
an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015
A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 April 03, 2018
1. An insult directed at an idiot who is generally annoying and is always full of shit, e.g stuffed like a duck.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
2. A person who eats chips all the time, but then has no room for actual meals.
by Tyranamobius Rex April 17, 2017
An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.
Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?
by Evo Josh November 30, 2017