schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

douching around

to partake in asshole behavior to those in a certain vicinity.

Stop douching around you douche bag.

by Zacana Hornbergerking April 29, 2008

Douche-silo

Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.

(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.

average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.

average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.

by the123the456 October 24, 2011

Douche Loops

What every douchebag or douchette eats in the morning.

So how was those douche loops today?

by mysterymeat4u November 2, 2010

Dial Douche

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.

Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.

by The Big Beans March 14, 2014

Douches Wild

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

by shmelenix October 24, 2009