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Douche-silo

Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.

(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.

average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
by the123the456 October 24, 2011
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Douche Loops

What every douchebag or douchette eats in the morning.
So how was those douche loops today?
by mysterymeat4u November 2, 2010
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Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!
by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011
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Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 2, 2010
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Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.
In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.
by sprstix409 January 28, 2012
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douche over

when a female tries to make a dude look cool and ends up making him look like a douche.
Angela gave Jared a douche over and now I cannot stand that guy.
by Spaz Out August 28, 2009
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