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DoobieBoobie

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.
What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.
by a2hdesign November 14, 2022
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Dookie Dick

Target male audience for AIDS/ HIV medication
Them Dookie Dicks are at it again!
by Obvious observation December 6, 2022
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Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.
you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie
by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023
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DoobieDowner

A stoner that smokes too much weed and is always all up in their feelings....
Dude needs to get up out of his feelings and stop being a Doobiedowner.

That Doobiedowner needs to smoke less weed.
by NEZZY2122 February 22, 2023
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dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023
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Doggie battler

An Australian dog who overcomes adversity to pull a blanket out of your hands or run off with a piece of rope.
by Bad hombre July 15, 2023
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dooge

A man's man or manly man. Known for having blue collar mentality. Usually employed in blue collar or physically demanding public service type professions, e.g., fireman, policeman. Normally anti-intellectual and the type of guy who loves, sports, working on cars, and bragging about his ability to repair almost anything. Their sense of humor is usually corny bordering on crude. Often frequents sporting events, and dive bars. Upscale dooges often work in sales and can talk your ear off about inane crap for hours. Clients often give in to sales dooges in order to get them to shut up about things like home repairs and golf.
That construction worker is such a dooge!
This dooge at the car dealership wouldn't quit talking about his love for the New York Mets. I finally caved and bought this Jetta. I just had to get out of there.
by Schmooooooo August 14, 2023
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