when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself
I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.
by lmaowords August 20, 2009
Get the frozen african dildomug. The barbed wire dildo is a tool used for the raping of deserving men.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
This contraption is usually a home made device that is manufactured with the combination of a day to day x large dildo, with heavy duty barbed wire wrapped along the entire length (usually melted in for extra durabilty). Some people also mix it up by melting shards of glass and rusty nails to make the experience more interesting.
by MelPOM August 30, 2009
Get the Barbed Wire Dildomug. by dildoluver January 2, 2009
Get the dildo islandmug. 
by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022
Get the Pink Dildo Standmug. by Potato Nuggets64 March 20, 2021
Get the Dildo and doldo enterprisesmug. Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc
by quartz89 February 11, 2022
Get the Pink Dildo Standmug.