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the Death Pout

The death pout is the equivalent to the art of mooching.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Chick 1: -walks up with starbucks-
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
by Starbucks Lesbo. March 11, 2011
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erotic death funk

Harder than funk, funkier than metal, sexier than funk metal.

More of a description of individual songs than a real genre, but may extend to entire albums and some artists could even be described as such.

Usually the result of a harder funk metal band bringing in a (possibly female) guest vocalist from another genre...with sexy results.
-Yo, did ya hear dat song Primus did wit' Tricky's vocalist Martina?
-Yeah, I never thought a Primus song could be sexy. It's like "erotic death funk".
by Dhaka-dice March 5, 2013
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Alabama death penalty

When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!
by Golddiggingwhore December 9, 2016
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Chronic Death

The act of dying constantly. Frequent blackouts and body aches, usually associated with heart disease.
Oh no, I think I have Chronic Death!
by Reby November 2, 2018
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John Deacon

A SMOL bean, bassist for queen, *extreem floof*
by Red-special_guitar April 9, 2020
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dirty deacon

when ones name is deacon who is a gay piece of shit that fucks his best friend in the ass multiple times.
by cubby_50 September 11, 2021
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Liquid Death

A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.

Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)

Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.

Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.

Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”

“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears

“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”

“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
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