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Dae-Daed

A word meaning, you are messed up. Such as your thought process or similar to having "a blonde moment" but could also mean, your dead but does not mean death. Similar to when a person says, "I'm dead" after a joke or statement. Also has the meaning of being stupid or ignorant. Depends on how you use it in a sentence.

Pronounced: (Day Day'd)
1.*Girl walks into a pole while staring at her phone* A guy makes a commen"Yup shes Dae-Daed"
2. Hey babe, I don't think our neighbors son is too bright. He is eating sand. Yea.. he's Dae-Daed
3. Come on we gotta go. Well, we waiting on your wife. Well, where is she? *You come back from your room after seeing her passed out on the bed* Well, we ain't going. She's asleep. Really?? Haha oh yea she is definitely Dae-Daed.
4. You can not throw rocks at cop cars. Wow that kid is Dae-Daed for real.

5. Omg, did he really throw the whole pie in his phase. Haha I'm Dae-Daed cause he definitely gonna be Dae-Daed.
by EngineerPatterson November 1, 2022
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Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.
Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now
by sickeroni inventor January 25, 2023
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gaby and dave

Gaby and Dave are a couple the started out in high school and lasted through out college and then became married and had children. This couple understands each other in every way possible and belong to each other. They are a bond that can never be broken.
Them two definitely have a gaby and dave relationship.
by John Simpson May 25, 2018
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Stank-Eye Dave

When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.
“Bro, how’d you get Pink Eye?” “My girl gave me a damn Stank-Eye Dave!”
by Joey 7-11 March 2, 2022
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Seriously Dirty Dave

NOUN:

The act or art of treating the body by massaging to stimulate circulation, relieve tension, and ultimately be seduced into sexual relief by Orgasm.

Verb:

¹ The action Puting all jokes aside, a Seriously Dirty Dave is the process of turning an innocent non erotic massage into an over the top sexual escapade. Where at least for the Masseuse it's a happy ending.

² Art Form of manipulating, manuvering, or skilfully handling a womans body, molding her from a non sexual mental state into a post orgasmic physical being.

Metaphor:

The act in which the "Masseuse" uses his hands to turn an uptight, frigid, or prude Catappiler into a sexually free Butterfly
Joeys mom has been in pain and celibate for years since hurting her back, but yesterday miraculously in 30 mins she was Seiously Dirty Dave'd by her Masseuse and has never been happier.

You can get Dirty Dave'd by someone and end up being disgusted or embarrassed but if your "Seriously Dirty Dave'd" not only would everybody understand, they would be jealous that you were lucky enough to have your life

and body adjusted in such a positive manner.
by SERIOUSLY DIRTY September 13, 2022
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Dirty Dave

Like unto the Dirty sanchez or dirty hulk hogan, a man is gettin a girl in the ass, pulls out, and decorates said partner's face with a full beard and stache. OF POO!
I thought he would give me a dirty sanchez, but i was surprised to recieve a dirty dave. I was delighted!
by Chip Kimbal February 7, 2007
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Davehead

Someone who is obsessed with Dave Matthews and/or the Dave Matthews Band.
That hippie chick is a total Davehead.
by dumddddddddddd December 13, 2014
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