Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.
Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?
No, He Flooded Detroit 💀
Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
No, He Flooded Detroit 💀
Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.
by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

by AcrobatLOL October 28, 2010

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.
by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.
by kiwi titi January 15, 2021
