cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.

Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one

by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025

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Cupcake Smash

A sexual act where two women press and rub their breasts together, creating mutual pleasure. Combines the softness of cupcakes with the joy of full-body closeness. It goes really well in combination with the knee thing.

We've been cupcake smashing all night long

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

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cupcake lover

He was just there for a cupcake. Cupcake lover and pedophile are synonymous with eachother.

"EDP445 isn't a pedophile, but is instead a cupcake lover"

by Mr. Dungeon Master Sir August 17, 2023

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Cupcake

When a person facts on their hand and proceeds to like and sniff said hand.

My mate told me he gave himself a cupcake
Yesterday

by Jamese911 September 12, 2023

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muffin cupcake heeler

Muffin cupcake heeler is the full name of Muffin, a character from the Bluey series

Someone: Muffin cupcake Heeler likes skirts

by A_rand0m_teen September 28, 2023

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cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

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