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Underage cupcake 

What edp wanted
Guy: “I actually came out here to get a cupcake and go back home”

Guy: “dude you wanted that underage cupcake!
Underage cupcake by Luzthegoose December 29, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.
Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.
Floating Cupcake by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Apology Cupcake 

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.
After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.
Apology Cupcake by LizardSpider April 23, 2025

Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
Offaly CupCAKE by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

Chicken cupcake

When you slide your balls along the face of somebody else
My friend fell asleep first at the sleepover, so we gave him a mean chicken cupcake

Doggy cupcake

Having sex with someone in doggy position and cupcaking them with their own fart and holding it over their mouth until they cum
Do you fancy a doggy cupcake?
Take this cupcake in doggy
Doggy cupcake by Cupcaker93 November 16, 2025