Crusty Penis 

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

Crusty Penis by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Crusty buttercup 

When a girl takes a shit over the closed eyes of a guy during sex. They let the shit cake and dry up over the eyes as the guy keeps his eyes closed. Then just as he is about to cum he opens his eyes like a buttercup opening it’s leaves for sunlight while the shit flakes and brakes up all over her back

On my momma we had some great crusty buttercup sex

Crusty buttercup by Themuncherito October 13, 2019

Crusty burger 

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

Crusty burger by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

Crusty dusty 

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M

Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you

Crusty dusty by O my gosh November 2, 2019

crusty old favor 

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

crusty old favor by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019

Crusty Capaldi 

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

Crusty Capaldi by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

crusty anus 

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)

i gave your mum a crusty anus

crusty anus by iLOVErednecks April 7, 2020