Crusty

A Crusty occurs when you cum in your pants pursuant to a lap dance.

After Ruby made me jizz my pants, I handed her 4 Crusty dollars

by anonymous January 26, 2024

crusty fedora

The worn out asshole of a Dutch male prostitute after a busy weekend in Amsterdam.

Did you see Remko’s Crusty Fedora? He must’ve pulled a train last night.

by Buford C Cabhash March 3, 2024

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021

Crusty dusty Rastafarian

Someone from Carribbean descent who worships Jah and does nothing but sit on his ass all day smoking weed

Look at that crusty dusty Rastafarian smoking weed

by daddyswagbob February 10, 2021

Crusty

A term of endearmentused jokingly when with friends!

Lauren you are so crusty! Love u!

by STFP March 9, 2016