Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.

A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.

by IamHanFei January 18, 2021

Clown Soup

A soup made out of clowns. Their tears and souls are poured directly into a bowl for a hearty breakfast.

Hey, want some clown soup? Nah man that shit nasty

by MyDumbAssSister January 20, 2021

Fucko the clown

The uk prime minister Bo Jo or boris Johnson.

I cant stand fucko the clown.

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021

Clown Orgy

One step past a cluster fuck and/or on an ongoing basis.

The republican party under Trump was nothing short of a clown orgy.

by GiantNinja42 June 6, 2021

Clown Knower

A knower of clowns, one who associates themselves with the likes of clowns

Doug is a clown knower, always hanging around those clowns.

by Trashboat.Methane May 17, 2021

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019