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Chinese Pagoda Party

When 8 other men or women have an orgy on top of each other and stack on top like a sexualss Pagoda..
"Hey Wei i just called my lesbians to the Chinese Pagoda Party"
by strawberrylesbianzebra June 19, 2013
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Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would
"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"
by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016
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Chinese Fingertrap

When you're fucking a girl, and decide to jam one of your arms all the way down her throat, and the other one all the way up her clitoris to the point where your hands link, and you break the girl in half.

The Chinese Fingertrap is not safe and should only be performed if the lady is consenting. Being the creator, I strongly suggest it be don't do it.
Oh man, bro, last night I was banging my girlfriend so she told me to Chinese Fingertrap her. I asked her if she was sure, so she said yes. I killed her, man!
by EricTowers February 28, 2010
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Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.
"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".
by MrMr September 8, 2013
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Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.
I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.
by Matt*ee September 19, 2009
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Chinese Folding Man

A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019
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Chinese spy balloon

A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon

Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
by Phys the rapist February 8, 2023
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