Guy 1: Did you see that new Logan Paul video?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
Guy 2: Yeah, it was pretty cancerous wasn't it
Guy 3: hey did you guys here that guy 4 got cancer?
Guy 1: shit sorry I didn't know...
by 69meme_killer69 February 12, 2018
Get the Cancermug. by username4544 April 4, 2021
Get the Cancer Rollmug. 1. An astrological sign (the crab) which one may attain as a sun sign by being born between 21st of June and the 20th of July (roughly). Many astrologists believe ones astrological sign has an influence on ones personality and behaviour.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
2. A collective term for a range of conditions involving genetic mutations in cell division genes, resulting in an abnormal mass of tissue (called a tumour) that can split off (metastasise) and roam to other parts of the body and interfere with crucial body functions, resulting in declining health and if left untreated, eventual death.
Diagnosis - the name of a cancer usually comes from the organ from which the original malignant tumour stemmed from. (e.g skin cancer). This classification can be further divided into the specific tissue. (basal cell carcinoma, melanoma)
Prognosis - As well as a diagnosis, cancers also have stages of progression, which indicate how much it has grown and spread, and therefore ones chances of survival.
Prevention - A man whose father and grandfather had prostate cancer may decide to have his prostate removed after he has had children to prevent prostate cancer later on.
Screening and blood tests are also ideal ways to identify cancer before they grow and induce symptoms.
Treatment: Once cancer has taken hold, there are many treatments to reduce symptoms and destroy existing tumours. These include surgery, chemotherapy and radiotherapy.
1. “What star sign are you? I’m a cancer!”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
2. After a biopsy, we can confirm that you have an early-stage melanoma growing on your back. We can remove the tumour via surgery, however we may require some rounds of chemotherapy to ensure the cancer hasn’t spread”
by Dr.Bobert March 28, 2021
Get the Cancermug. A large green monster treading in the swampy waters on the outskirts of a land Far Far Away... Complains to others about things he is not doing as well. Coerces others into playing with him, when they don't want to and wonders why they resemble but a pile of salt.
by glirglirglir June 11, 2017
Get the Cancermug. by SimulatedEther April 10, 2019
Get the Cancermug. Turning lead into gold is very possible, heck, the Russians did it on accident, but the process cost a lot more than the gold is actually worth, ignoring the fact that it would give your cancer cancer.
by Disintegrationisthebestalbumev November 20, 2024
Get the cancer cancermug. youtube.com/channel/UCG8rbF3g2AMX70yOd8vqIZg
by Fuckbitches224 January 22, 2018
Get the Cancermug.