When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.
Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....
30 Seconds Later
Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.
30 Seconds Later
Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.
by xxdarkprince409xx#notcheeznam March 18, 2016
Get the Devil's Blowjobmug. The art of falacio that evens rythmatic beat of sucking and slurping that etertains the party receiving or audience witnessing this act of falacio.
by The Punish3r March 2, 2010
Get the beatbox blowjobmug. Chillin with my girl in the desert at night while she had her face down in my lap giving me the full bedouin blowjob while I stared up at the stars.
by Toby88 April 26, 2016
Get the Bedouin blowjobmug. by omg xd lol xdddd August 1, 2017
Get the intense blowjobmug. Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine's Day, and, given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That's it.
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for the troops. All we really know, is that it’s pretty damn awesome.
officialsteakandblowjobday.com - @steakandblowjob
Phil: "Hey man, it's only one week until March 14th."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
Dave: "You're damn right it is. I've already ordered the sirloin and bought a new bedspread. Practice makes perfect dude. Steak and Blowjob Day is SO much better than Christmas."
Phil: "Amen. Fillets and fellatio. Rumps and romping. It's coming, and so shall you."
by Official Steak and BJ Day March 22, 2011
Get the Steak and Blowjob Daymug. a TBJ or "tobasco blowjob" is preformed when one party ingests tobasco or food sprinkled with tobasco before give the other party a blowjob. This results in fiery explosion from the other party. The penis may burn a little after, but the experience is well worth it.
Josh: So guys, what you do last night?
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
Glenn: I gave Jacob a TBJ "tobasco blowjob" last night, tasted great!
Josh: Was it painful Jacob?
Jacob: A little, but the look on Glenn's face after was well worth it.
by LoveInThePentHouseCar February 6, 2010
Get the TBJ "tobasco blowjob"mug. A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob
by Donkeydiddler December 31, 2017
Get the Golden-crusted blowjobmug.