Time Blind

When something doesn't age well, like the jokes or phrases are no longer socially acceptable.

Baby it's cold outside is time blind.

Friends is kinda time blind.

by StrawberryDanimals August 06, 2020

Blind Fold of Love

When a man during sex blind folds his partner with his balls by placing them above their eyes and then shits in their mouth.

"Babe if you really love me, you'll let me try the blind fold of LOVE"

by God Love Ugly September 07, 2008

Blind Mellow Jello

Word used only once on Family Feud by a spook.

Q: Phrase that uses blind in it.

A: Blind Mellow Jello

by Spook of the month October 28, 2009

blind bong hit

To cover up someones eyes and to have control over the size of the hit of smoke they can receive from a bong.

"billy you're getting a blind bong hit."

by red frag June 15, 2007

third eye blind

A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole

WHOA that white boy must be third eye blind that girl looks like star jones and chris rock!!!

by here i am December 26, 2005

blind mans cane

What you get on a typical Saturday night.
White rod with a red tip.
Having sex with a chick on her rag.

I’m going to the bar to get a blind mans cane tonight.

by Mr. Phisterbottoms August 24, 2021

Blind Sausage Whiff

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

by Dodd0 May 24, 2023