Droppin’ Beef

Taking a big old shit. A fat, ripe turd.

The mall shitter always stinks. Someone’s always funking up the place droppin’ beef.

The dude in the stall was clearly straining while he was droppin’ beef.

I sat down thinking I was droppin’ beef but all I dropped was a shit cork and it just poured out like lava.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

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Person 1: Cave update?
Mojang: EEF. B. E. E!!!!!!!!
Or
Person 1: Eef beef?

Person 2: EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF, EEF BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: eeeee, eef beef! Eef beef Eef!

by Eef beef September 11, 2019

master beef

Thicc Chief

Master Beef is huge

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021

Browning the beef

Browning the beef is slang for anal sex.

Dude did you hear about David? Apparently he's into Browning the beef

by Molly Nielsen November 4, 2014

beef

To have a conflict or grudge with someone.

I've got a deeply-rooted and psycological beef with you!!

by The magic Chicken December 18, 2003

Beef Smoker

One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.

"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".

by Clemattis November 26, 2003

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule July 24, 2008