Mexican Bear Hug

A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.

Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug

by Beandip321 December 21, 2016

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

Pulling a Bear

To knowingly plan an event even though you know you're not going to make it.

To ditch in an dickheaded way.

Example:
Me: Bear you coming tonight?
Bear: Yeah! Ima be there!

That Night.
Me (over the phone): Where are you?
Bear: I told you I had plans!
Me: Wow are you Pulling a Bear...

by cdadger September 17, 2010

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

by James K. Poke April 15, 2011

pulled a beard

Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.

Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!

by MRoehrig08 April 29, 2011

Fish in a Bear Suit

Originally taken from an episode of the now off-air childrens cartoon, Invader Zim, this phrase can be made into a very disgusting description. A fish in a bear suit is a disgusting hairy vagina.

I went to go down her but that bitch had a fish in a bear suit between her legs. Like damn!

by CeeJayMec February 24, 2010