totally accurate battle simulator

A ragdoll war game where you play as god in many different modes like Campaign mode, that makes the player plan a strategy, or just spam Firework Archers, there's Sandbox mode where you can make an army of sophisticated troopers that go to war against another war formation, or just make some weird art and some things that make no sense, and the most recent is Unit Creator where you essentially become a developer and create your passion, or make some cursed meme unit. This game is a hell of a lot of fun btw.

1. Hey man, what you playing?
2. Im playing totally accurate battle simulator.
1. Can I join?
2. Sure!

by APersonThatLikesChomperFromPvZ March 15, 2021

The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

i am Batman

If you heard this from a guy don't mess with him

Someone: How did you do that?
Batman: Cause I am Batman

by 1nvstx4r December 3, 2021

Clara Grace battle

best friend ever amazing to have a round so pretty if u don't have a Clara in it life is missing out

sasha:ur friends with Clara grace battle lucky u

by fishyfishface6969 December 6, 2022

Animated Inanimate Battle

A hit object show made by GatlingGroink57, the Pilot was first released in april 1, 2020. It has about 66 characters/ 60 contestants, 1 host and 1 co-host, and 4 side characters. Currently has 5 episodes (6 if you include episode 0, the pilot), and episode 6 is planned to be released on February 22. 2023. It's inspired by Battle For Dream Island, and it's also known as AIB!

Me: Jasper, have you heard of the silly object show called Animated Inanimate Battle?!
Jasper: No. I'll plan to watch the silly object show soon, though

by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023

I’m Batman

Batman is a code word for being depressed, during the day we are surrounded by people who we hide our secret from.
At night beyond midnight is the time most people become Batman.
Standing on the side of a skyscraper overlooking the city below.

“Me accepting that I’m Batman and that it was never for a trend.”

“Me texting them gn before going off, saving the city because I’m Batman.”

by LuciusAscen June 9, 2023

battle buddy

the guy that no matter how drunk you are wont let you go home with the fat chick from the bar.

my battle buddy wont let friends fuck fat chicks.

by dacrud April 23, 2006