Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

4 August

The day the Minsung song "Want so BAD" was created

4 August: I'll give you an armful of cosmos flowers
Love you, I wanna place myself in a spot next to you

by STAYyourselfSKZ October 16, 2023

august 3rd

National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!

"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"

by sdbtlg January 24, 2023

August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

August 10

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 10th, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

August 11

National Date Your Ex For 24 Hours Day

its august 11 lets date for 24 hours

by kourtneyyy August 10, 2023

August 12

national favorite ex day getback

it’s august 12, u gotta go get ya lil yeah back

by gennyy August 11, 2023