Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

August 2nd

August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage

Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd

Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!

by starrylena November 22, 2021

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 30

The birthday of my bestie and my other half even though it is confused to be august 31

Nasly: what day is it ? August 30 !!! The besties birthday . I love you

Jocelyn: shut up ugly !!

by nassssss September 23, 2021

August 21

The day a legendary mf named Erik Montes was born

: “Wake up its august 21st”

“What happens today?”

“ERIK WAS BORN TODAY”

by Wikipedia facts 101 October 11, 2021

August 5th

bully your brother day

Me : Haha this is mine now
Him : why are you doing this?
Me : its bully your August 5th bully your brother day!
Him : ugh and I have to wait until August 4th!?

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021

August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021