Andrew August

yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.

Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.

by nicecaulk October 11, 2020

4 August

The day the Minsung song "Want so BAD" was created

4 August: I'll give you an armful of cosmos flowers
Love you, I wanna place myself in a spot next to you

by STAYyourselfSKZ October 16, 2023

August 30

National FaceTime your girlfriend day because she misses you

“It’s august 30th!”
“Oh well we should probably FaceTime!”

by Poopfart86 August 30, 2023

August 16th

Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.

They also give the best hugs and kisses.

“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”

by Soft Friend September 25, 2023

August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

August 10

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs

Hey, it's August 10th, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.

by arkturustgg August 9, 2023

August 11

National Date Your Ex For 24 Hours Day

its august 11 lets date for 24 hours

by kourtneyyy August 10, 2023