Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

Who Asked?

A line that social rejects use when they get roasted or when they just want to screw with people
very annoying insult very unoriginal.

Yo I got a new PS5 today.
Who Asked?
I don't give a shit if you didn't ask this is why no one likes you you social reject.

by Hanzo-Main August 24, 2022

who asked

best to reply when u r losing an argument

them: u such a lose

"who asked"

by GhostSenpai September 30, 2022

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

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WHAT I TYPED IN GOOGLE WHEN I'M BROED TO DEATH AT SCHOOL!

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by THE BROED CHILD May 26, 2022

The person that asked

So far we the united nations have looked through the entire universe to find the person who asked but he was nowhere to be found he is a mythical creature quite possibly found in another universe

Who is the person that asked?
idk

by yourdad12341234 September 25, 2022

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

by Byeiambye January 7, 2022