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strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.
Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...
by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018
mugGet the strangle the snakemug.

The Big Snake

Phrase used to describe the Harvard Economics Department. Likely originates from the derogatory "snake" used to define Harvard students interested in embodying the word "pretentious."
He's a professor for The Big Snake.
by _Onamonapia December 19, 2019
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
mugGet the Rubber snakesmug.

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
by The see-ma-wae January 23, 2010
mugGet the snake tonguingmug.

Chode Snake

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."
by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023
mugGet the Chode Snakemug.

Snake jew

A snake that is a jew
No way chase I saw a snake Jew on the mountain.
by Deeznuts6828374 September 4, 2017
mugGet the Snake jewmug.

snake whisperer

A girl who’s pussy is glorious to put your dick inside or good at blowjobs and handjobs.
by Bangabangadoodoo November 26, 2017
mugGet the snake whisperermug.

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